ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 2 days. You have 1 day, 14 hours, 54 minutes and 28 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Tons of one and two word posts, such as "long post". If you're not going to read a post because it's longer than your attention span, don't reply

Please read the BBS rules

also a sucky comic with a penis joke